Hairless XI – All Stars
There have always been weird fantasy football XI’s which have caught everyone’s eyes. So we at TFM thought of choosing a ‘Bald XI’. A team comprising of completely bald players.
GoalKeeper – Fabian Barthez
The legendary French stopper has been very good at stopping goals but couldn’t prevent his hairline from going kaput.
Right Back – Glenn Johnson
Liverpool’s Glenn Johnson still prefers a clean shave over his curly locks.
Centre Back – Jaap Stam
Former Manchester United defender is one of the few who are eternally blessed with a shining top.
Centre back – Fabio Cannavarro
He had various hairstyles throughout his career but settled for a comfortable baldie look in later stage of his career.
Left Back – Roberto Carlos
Can you think of anyone else at leftback? take your eyes off him for one second and he has already scored from the half line. sadly the speed at which he used to shoot is proportional to the speed at which he lost his hair.
Centre Midfield – Patrick Vieira
Can we miss him out from this team? No midfield is complete without Vieira in it.
Playmaker – Zinedine Zidane
Bald and the Best. Surely has got a ring to it. Zizou gat skill but he ain't gat hair.
Attacking Midfield – Wesley Sneijder
After the World Cups in South Africa and Brazil, He has to be in this line up.
Right Forward – Arjen Robben
The pace with which he runs at the opposition defenders is the same pace with which he lost his hairline.
Centre Forward – Ronaldo
The Brazilian legend made bald look cool. The thing is that his sheer skills and control over the ball made people lose their hair. maybe it was applicable to him as well.
Left Forward – Thierry Henry
Yes! Yes! He is a centre forward but people forget that he was a winger in his early days before being morphed into a forward by Arsene Wenger. So he gets his preferred position in our team.
No XI is complete without a manager.
Manager – Pep Guardiola
Only a world class manager befits an all star team. He is indeed world class.