Sir Iniesta of the Order of the Wooden Spoon

The man who won the World Cup for Spain in 2010 is not merely a fantastic football player and one of the best midfielders in the world - he's quite the jack of all trades while being the master of football. The man played a cameo role in a Spanish movie that required him to play himself, a footballer who roams around stadiums at nights and then gets whacked in the face by a car door. He also owns a wine bodega whose profits he uses to sponsor the football club Albacete Balompie, a Segunda Division B club.
He had recently been knighted into the illustrious Wooden Spoon knighthood, which is an organisation that aims to preserve a particular strain of extra-virgin olive oil. Talk about working for a noble cause.